So you drove from near the courthouse, out to Jim’s house, and then back to the courthouse?Īndy: Thirty minutes out, thirty minutes back, easy hour. So he called me, ’cause I live near the courthouse.ĭwight: Wait, wait. How do I know? Because I drove him there.Īndy: His car broke down. How about we drop the whole ‘Murder, She Wrote’ thing, okay? Jim was at the courthouse for jury duty every morning. What time would you get there every morning?Īndy: Hey, Murder She Wrote. And while we’re enjoying these delicious empanadas, Jim, why don’t you tell us your story again?ĭwight: Walk us through it. You guys gotta try them.Ĭreed: Usually I’m a burrito guy, but if you won’t tell, I won’t. Jim: Uh, you guys are going to love these. Nate: Ah, he doesn’t want any trouble, he sees lots of people, they come from all around to eat his delicious meat pockets. Īndy: Yeah but who remembers all their customers? I mean, I can name like three of our clients.ĭwight: Okay, he remembers Toby, the most forgettable man in the known world. Hey, this guy look familiar?ĭwight: No, Toby! Damn it, Toby! No, I wasn’t asking you. Anyway, it was something like, “He remembers Toby.” “I remember Toby.”ĭwight: Okay- oh, Jim. Nate: Uh, I’m going to say “I” when I’m talking for Ernesto, so instead of “he says blah, blah, blah,” I’m going to say “I say, blah, blah, blah,” but that’s for him. You would have to fire him, right?Īndy: Yeah, sure, of course. But let’s just say that Jim was lying about jury duty. Down the hatch.ĭwight: I really don’t want to take the chill pill. Dwight! I have me on the record, saying to you, take a chill pill.ĭwight: I don’t- I don’t need to take a chill pill.Īndy: Here, right there. Fire him!Īndy: Dwight, not everything is a conspiracy theory.ĭwight: I have Jim on the record saying that the vic-Īndy: No.
He was lying the whole time so he could go do yoga or go canoeing. Dwight’s rights.ĭwight: Jim was lying about jury duty. You have the right to request judgment by combat. I just said I wasn’t listening to you.ĭwight: I am making a citizen’s arrest. You said it was at a four-way stop…ĭwight: And the victim rode his bicycle into the left hand turn lane but the perp was already in the left-hand turn lane?ĭwight: See, that’s what I’m having trouble with, because the fact is, you never said he was on a bicycle. Dwight: So this whole hit and run thing, there’s just one part I can’t figure out.
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